Pied Piper Pic: The Birth of a Titan

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Someone prepare some lightly spiced chicken stock to boil the placenta in because we are looking at the birth of new venture capital titan Bachmanity!

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  1. Skye Wen says:

    Jared u are an angel !!!
    Your blog is sososo cute~
    Love you and love pied piper forever~

  2. Zulu as Kono says:

    Isn’t it Bachmanhetti?

  3. Ken says:

    I would love to attend Bachmanity Insanity!

  4. eric pinter says:

    how could you let bighead keep BOTH cannonballs? damnit bachman…

  5. D Man says:

    Why use chicken stock when you can use Placenta Helper?

  6. We used to be MO-SO-LO. Now we’re SO-LO-MO.

    Everyone stop texting me!!!

  7. एक अजनबी says:

    मुझे लगता है की अर्लिक का नया गतिविधि में उसे सफलता प्राप्त होगा और बिचारे बिग हेड अपना सारा पैसे खो जाएगा. अब उसे बेवक़ूफ़ होने का कभी ना कभी दम भरबा पड़ेगा ना?!

  8. Spanish guy says:

    Greetings from spain <3333

  9. Praveen says:

    i will feel free from all of my problems when i see Erlich Bachman in this series. Rest of guys are also doing so well but Bachman is my favourite.

  10. Wei Hu says:

    Just want to say congrats!

  11. Youssef M. says:

    Haha funny! If you have a second check out my website! bluebookapp.com

  12. To Big Head: dude, honestly, wtf are you doin’ with your 20 mil?! You need some serious business advice. Look me up here http://goo.gl/syKOrP

    1. BARFMAN says:

      What a turd.

  13. Gus says:

    What is going to happen to the bulk of Bachmanity’s seed capital now that Mr. Baghetti is in violation of his termination agreement which precluded him from ever speaking about his time at Hooli??

    Good thing the tech funding behemoth still owns shares in Pied Piper.

  14. Congratulations guys! Check out our site ? http://www.CleanupMonkey.com

  15. WallyWare says:

    We are inspired by the audacious ambitions of Bachmanity!

  16. Garbo says:

    jared i luv u❤️❤️

  17. Sergio says:

    Congrats guys 😉

  18. Mike says:

    just would like to test whether these comments are real…

    1. Zulu as Kono says:

      What? they must be, they are online.

  19. Luke says:

    Congrats Erlich and Baghead!

  20. Chuy Ramirez says:

    If you would like I could design Bachmanity’s logo.

  21. Cube says:

    Back to the crib. Congrats, guys!

  22. Matt Holme says:

    Congrats guys!

  23. I’d glad to see the turn-around for the company. You guys are on the right track!

  24. Jack Action says:

    Are these real comments?

  25. Action Jack says:

    I expect big things from Big Head.

    Erlich Bachman is just slowing his genius down.

  26. matt says:


  27. Alex says:

    Make the world better

  28. I think Bachmanity is a great idea. I am a huge fan of Erlich Bachman.

    1. Phoebe says:

      And Erlich Bachman is a big fan of himself. I’d like to get that man a huge paper fan. Twist it one way and the paper folds show a confident Bachman – the business man, the leader. Twist the fan the other way and the paper folds show a pensive Bachman – the creator of Aviato, the innovator. And when you fold it all together, it looks like a paper dork – wrong to want yet strangely attractive.

  29. Beatrice Imogene Longdollar says:

    Erlich Bachman impregnated my great-grandmother. She has been searching for him but does not understand how to use the internet. I am writing this in hopes of Erlich Bachman seeing this message. Erlich, do the right thing.