Pied Piper Pic: A Tangled Web

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Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive! In Jack Barker’s case, the Maleant Data System deal was certainly not his first web—but it turned out to be his last, the one where the spider found himself the one bound in silk, his liquefied entrails drained by the powerful chelicerae of Laurie Bream!

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  1. Stephen says:

    jared fucks

  2. erno rubik says:

    we’re currently in the process of recreating, less pieces, different colors, tits, and we need a data compression algorithm to simplify the database of our software.

  3. Chris Pratt says:

    That’s insane!

    1. Mosca Mye says:

      star lord you could fund them

  4. Thhhppph says:

    Staring blankly at the blinking icon in order to bring a witty comment in hopes of future gainful employment in an industry no one in their right mind would enter. What’s wrong with myself? Anyhoo love the show. But you know that. Help.

  5. DivHut says:

    Can’t wait for your IPO. I hope you’ll pay out some dividends.

  6. Hugh Jass says:

    I have VC money to invest. Sign me up.

  7. To whom it may concern:

    We believe the company name ‘Pied Piper’ is a deliberate attempt to profit from our name “Pi-Plates”. You can expect a call from our legal counsel.

    Good Day,

    Wally Wasinger
    CEO

    P.S. When can we expect the Beta prototype of the box?

  8. Greg R says:

    This image is way to large to be used on a website. Your killing my data plan. Ooooptimizeee mannnn!!!

  9. Robin Hoodie says:

    forget Barker, forget Jared, forget Bachman!!! the next deal maker in the Valley is here!!! http://goo.gl/syKOrP

  10. Evie says:

    I wonder if he’s booby trapped the Pied Piper office with corporate resources.

  11. Jason S says:

    Where can I get an evaluation unit of the PP box?

  12. jiaozebo says:

    i like Jared

  13. Nick Faria says:

    Jared Fucks

    1. Russ Hanneman says:

      I approve this statement

  14. Sergey says:

    Funny )

  15. sufjan says:

    thank you jared, you are the gaga, madonna, and cher of the tech world….truly an icon

  16. David Averam says:

    Didn’t Erlich Bachman also found Aviato? It seems strange that there is no mention of it in his bio. Seems like it would be a proud moment

  17. Robert Parano says:

    Jared wears jorts

  18. Wonderful. I would be interested in purchasing one of your boxes. I am in need of versatile solutions for inter-office data storage needs.

    1. hunn says:

      Jared’s boxes? you man the one he sleeps in right.