Happy weekday, readers!
TechCrunch Disrupt was last weekend, and after a sleepless, rollercoaster ride of a weekend including repeated harassment by microdrones and a brush with law enforcement…drumroll…we won!
With a record-breaking Weissman Score of 5.2, Pied Piper beat out all the other competing teams, although in a sense, everyone who participated was a winner, in that they put themselves out there and worked hard.
Although, I’d lay you dollars to doughnuts that no other company’s CEO had a scientific epiphany brought on by a conversation about maximizing efficiency in multi-partner male masturbation scenarios! Boom.